Bored N Buzzed

A closer look at the catalog

12 findings, numbered top to bottom. Every picture is a capture of the live shop, copied unchanged and shown at its own size. Name a finding by its number. Browse the catalog or read the analytics.

Finding 1

1. Agro Couture — Jelly Frostbite 3.5g shows an INDICA jar, the 7g a SATIVA jar

Agro Couture: Jelly Frostbite 3.5g shows an INDICA jar, the 7g a SATIVA jar
A.C. - Jelly Frostbite - 3.5g shows a jar whose lid prints INDICA. A.C. Flower - Jelly Frostbite - 7g sits directly beside it and shows a jar whose lid prints SATIVA. One strain at two sizes cannot carry two different jars, so one of the two is wrong. The card badge on the 3.5g reads SATIVA_HYBRID over that INDICA lid. Six listings in this row share the same jar photograph, and every THC figure in the row reads under half a percent for flower.
Finding 2

2. Artizen — Dutchberry reports 0.74% THC

Artizen: Dutchberry reports 0.74% THC
Artizen Flower Dutchberry 3.5g reports THC 0.74%. The Artizen flower beside it reads 16.83%, 16.78% and 23.33%, so the Dutchberry figure is wrong. Blue Raspberry Gelato, Honeycrisp and Sweetest Taboo also share one loose-bud photograph, and the Honeycrisp card prints its own strain tag as Honeycrsip.
Finding 3

3. Skord SinMint Sundae — The 3.5g shows the jar and the 7g shows loose flower

Skord SinMint Sundae: The 3.5g shows the jar and the 7g shows loose flower
One product at two sizes. The 3.5g shows the branded jar and the 7g shows a photograph of loose flower, so the pair does not read as one product.
Finding 4

4. Sky High Blue Dream — The 7g shows loose flower where the jar belongs

Sky High Blue Dream: The 7g shows loose flower where the jar belongs
Sky High Flower Blue Dream 3.5g shows the branded Blue Dream jar. The 7g shows loose flower. The 7g is the same product and it should show the same jar.
Finding 5

5. Mr Moxey's — The card sells cinnamon and the tin prints peppermint

Mr Moxey's: The card sells cinnamon and the tin prints peppermint
The card sells Moxey Balance 1:1 Cinnamon Mints. The tin in the photograph prints BALANCE PEPPERMINT. The strain tag on the same card reads 24K Gold.
Finding 6

6. Swifts — One bag photograph on a 2.5oz bag and a single, 100% and 0%

Swifts: One bag photograph on a 2.5oz bag and a single, 100% and 0%
Swifts Edible Sativa Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups 100mg 2.5oz and Swifts Edibles PB Cups Milk Max Single 50mg carry the same photograph. These are two different products: one is a 2.5oz bag of cups and one is a single cup. The photograph is the bag, so it is the wrong packaging on the single. The first card reports THC 100% and the second reports THC 0%.
Finding 7

7. Wyld — One peach box on two listings, THC 50% against 0%, and the descriptions vary widely

Wyld: One peach box on two listings, THC 50% against 0%, and the descriptions vary widely
Wyld Edible CBD Peach 150mg 1.4oz and WYLD - Peach Gummies - CBD Hybrid carry the same peach box and both sell for $23. The card on the right is the same product as the card on the left, and nothing else about the two agrees. The potency reads THC 50% on one and THC 0% on the other, and both cannot be right. The descriptions vary as widely: the whole description on the left reads WYLD - Peach Gummies CBD 2:1 10pk, which names a 2:1 ten-pack rather than the 150mg 1.4oz on its own card, and the listing on the right carries no description at all. The pomegranate listing between them reports THC 100%.
Finding 8

8. Fairwinds Companion Bacon — The same tincture entered twice, at two prices and with two descriptions

Fairwinds Companion Bacon: The same tincture entered twice, at two prices and with two descriptions
Fairwinds Tincture Companion Bacon at $32 and Fairwinds Tincture Companion Bacon 120mg .27oz at $30 are the same product. The catalog holds it twice and sells it at two different prices. The two entries also describe it differently: the first states 7.3 grams and carries no strain and no type, and the second states 0.27 ounces with a Bacon strain tag and a hybrid type. Neither entry carries any description text, and each one has its own product page, so a shopper who lands on one never sees the other. The Companion Chicken card between them is a different product and carries its own box.
Finding 9

9. Journeyman Pineapple Hash Rosin Lemonade — The same item listed twice

Journeyman Pineapple Hash Rosin Lemonade: The same item listed twice
Two cards for Journeyman Pineapple Hash Rosin Lemonade 100mg THC, both $16, both THC 100%, on the same photograph. Nothing on the two cards tells them apart. The only difference is a strain tag on the second that reads 24K Gold, which belongs to a different product.
Finding 10

10. Lifted — The Luxor card shows the Cured device

Lifted: The Luxor card shows the Cured device
Lifted Disposable Luxor 1g and Lifted Disposable Permanent Gas Cured 1g share one device photograph. The screen in that photograph prints CURED, which is the device on the right. The Luxor card shows a product it does not sell.
Finding 11

11. Disposables — Three Slush pouches marooned in a run of cartridges

Disposables: Three Slush pouches marooned in a run of cartridges
Slush Disposable Mango Punch, Strawberry Burst and Watermelon Wave sit together in the middle of a run of identical bare cartridges. The category has no working sort, so the order is arbitrary and the packaged products land in the middle of the run. It reads as disorder.
Finding 12

12. Disposables, further down — The Slush disposables sit at uneven intervals through the category

Disposables, further down: The Slush disposables sit at uneven intervals through the category
The same category, lower down the page. Slush Creamsicle sits second in one row and Slush Blue Razz sits fourth in the next, with Hustler's Ambition between them. The cards are different brands and the cartridge picture repeats, but the point is the spacing: the Slush disposables come up at uneven intervals through the category rather than together, so the run reads as unordered rather than grouped.